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Wag your tongue as much as you please, but don't wave your gun.

Russian proverb

Wagner had beautiful moments but awful quarter hours.

Gioacchino A. Rossini

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens)

Wake up, America.

Augustus P. Gardner

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

Theodore Roosevelt

Want to forget all your troubles? Wear tight shoes.
War hath no fury like a noncombatant.

Charles E. Montague

War makes thieves, and peace hangs them.

James Kelly

Ward's Law:  Pay nothing in tax today that you can argue about tomorrow.

Christopher Ward

Was it for this I uttered prayers,
And sobbed and cursed and kicked the stairs,
That now, domestic as a plate,
I should retire at half-past eight?

Edna St. Vincent Millay

Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.

Euripedes

Waste not your Hour, nor in the vain pursuit
Of This and That endeavor and dispute;
Better be jocund with the fruitful Grape
Than sadden after none, or bitter, Fruit.

LIV, Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam (5th Ed.)

Water does not stay in a sieve,
Nor gold in a generous pocket,
Nor patience in love,
Let him be patient who can!

Be content with three glasses,
Three glasses of pure wine,
And if three are not granted you,
Then drink one gladly.

Learn from the juice of the grape
Which fills the three glasses
That life is a trinity
Of heart, soul and mind.

Mohammad Urfi

We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice.

Jack Herbert

We all labour against our own cure, for death is the cure of all diseases.

Thomas Browne

We always might win ... because the others might lose.
We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.

Aldous Huxley

We are all ready to be savage in some cause. The difference between a good man and a bad one is the choice of the cause.

William James

We are all related: the same sun dries our rags.

Russian proverb

We are always doing something for posterity, but I would fain see posterity do something for us.

Joseph Addison

We are always getting ready to live, but never living.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed.

Thomas Fuller, M.D.

We are born with wisdom; stupidity is acquired.

Italian proverb

We are descended not only from monkeys, but from monks.

Elbert Hubbard

We are in favor of tolerance, but it is a very difficult thing to tolerate the intolerant and impossible to tolerate the intolerable.

George D. Prentice

We are like thistle-down blow about by the wind - up and down, here and there - but not one in a thousand ever getting beyond seed-hood.

Samuel Butler

We are most unfair to God: we do not allow Him to sin.

Freidrich W. Nietzsche

We are never so defenceless against suffering as when we love, never so helplessly unhappy as when we have lost our loved object or its love.

Sigmund Freud

We are no other than a moving row
Of Magic Shadow-shapes that come and go
Round with the Sun-illuminated Lantern held
In Midnight by the Master of the Show.

LXVIII, Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam (5th Ed.)

We are not amused.

Queen Victoria

We are not hypocrites in our sleep.

William Hazlitt

We are ruled by chance but never have enough patience to accept its despotism.

Edward Dahlberg

We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep.

William Shakespeare [The Tempest]

We are the people our parents warned us about.
We are told that when Jehovah created the world he saw that it was good; what would he say now?

George Bernard Shaw

We are under a Constitution, but the Constitution is what the judges say it is.

Frank M. ("Kin") Hubbard

We are what we do; consequently, excellence is not an act but a habit.

Aristotle

We as often repent the good we have done as the ill.

William Hazlitt

We ask advice, but we mean approbation.

Charles C. Colton

We blame in others only the faults by which we do not profit.

Alexandre Dumas Sr.

We can be absolutely certain only about things we do not understand.

Eric Hoffer

We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it.

Douglas Yates

We didn't inherit the land from our fathers. We are borrowing it from our children.

Amish belief

We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we want another which is eternal.

Anatole France

We do not remember days, we remember moments.

Cesare Pavese

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

Jerome K. Jerome

We find fault with perfection itself.

Blaise Pascal

We forget because we must And not because we will.

Matthew Arnold

We give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by it.

Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld

We give nothing so freely as advise.

Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld

We grow small trying to be great.

E. Stanley Jones

We hang little thieves and take our hats off to great ones.

German proverb

We have all forgot more than we remember.

Thomas Fuller, M.D.

We have confused free with the free and easy.

Adlai Stevenson

We have met the enemy and not only is he ours, he is us.

Walt Kelly

We have two moralities side by side: one which we preach but do not practice, and another which we practice but seldom preach.

Bertrand Russell

We humans are the greatest of the earth's parasites.

Martin H. Fischer

We know no spectacle so ridiculous as the British public in one of its periodical fits of morality.

Thomas B. Macaulay

We know what we are, but we know not what we may be.

William Shakespeare [Hamlet]

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.

George W. F. Hegel

We learn geology the morning after the earthquake.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make coffee the old fashioned way ... we urn it!
We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do.

John C. Collins

We may be masters of our every lot by bearing it.

Virgil (Publius Vergilius Maro)

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.

Cullen Hightower

We need a reason to speak, but none to keep silent.

Pierre Nicole

We never confess our faults except through vanity.

Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld

We never forgive those who make us blush.

Jean-Francois de La Harpe

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.

Thomas Fuller, M.D.

We often despise what is most useful to us.

Aesop [The Hare and the Hunter]

We often forgive those who bore us, but
we cannot forgive those whom we bore.

Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld

We often get in quicker by the back door than by the front.

Napoleon Bonaparte

We ought to have books teaching us not how to compose music but how to decompose it.

Samuel Butler

We prefer to speak evil of ourselves than not speak of ourselves at all.
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.

Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld

We read to say that we have read.

Charles Lamb

We send missionaries into China so the Chinese can get to heaven, but we won't let them into our country.

Pearl S. Buck

We shape our buildings: thereafter they shape us.

Sir Winston Churchill

We should expect the best and the worst from mankind, as from the weather.

Marquis de Luc de Clapiers Vauvenargues

We should live and learn; but by the time we've learned, it's too late to live.

Carolyn Wells

We should measure affection, not like youngsters by the ardor of its passion, but my its strength and constancy.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.

Albert Einstein

We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can't tolerate.

William James

Wealth unused might as well not exist.

Aesop [The Miser and His Gold]

Wedding:  The point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Helen Rowland

Wedlock, a padlock.

English proverb

Wedlock's like wine - not to be properly judged of till the second glass.

Douglas Jerrold

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

James Thurber

Well-married, a man is winged - ill-matched, he is shackled.

Henry Ward Beecher

Well, my mother loved me.

Al Capone

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

Francis Galton

Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten.
(He who laughs last laughs best)
Were it not Folly, Spider-like to spin
The Thread of present life away to win -
What? for ourselves, who know not if we shall
Breathe out the very Breath we now breathe in!

XIV, Rubayat of Omar Khayyam (edition?)

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we do our eyes.

George C. Litchtenberg

What a good thing Adam had - when he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before.

Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens)

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it.

Charles D. Warner

What a man wants: all he can get; what a woman wants: all she can't get.

George D. Prentice

What a pity it is that nobody knows how to manage a wife but a bachelor.

George Colman Sr.

What a woman says to an eager lover, write it on running water, write it on air.

Gais Varelius Catullus

What awful irony is this? We are as gods, but know it not.
What beastly incidents our memories insist on cherishing - the ugly and digusting - the beautiful things we have to keep diaries to remember.

Eugene O'Neill

What can be more strange than to see a people obliged to obey laws they never understood.

Michel de Montaigne

What can't be cured must be insured.

Oliver Herford

What cannot be altered, must be borne, not blamed.

Thomas Fuller, M.D.

What children hear at home soon flies abroad.

Thomas Fuller, M.D.

What did you do in the Great War, daddy?

Recruiting placard, 1914-8

What do bank tellers tell? And to whom do they tell it?
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
What do you call a nut that has a cold .... cashew!
What do you get in place of a conscience? Don't answer. I know: a lawyer.

Kirk Douglas

What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.
What does not poisons, fattens.

Italian proverb

What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them?

Roger von Oech

What fates impose, that men must needs abide;
It boots not to resist both wind and tide.

William Shakespeare [Henry VI]

What fools men are to weep the dead and gone!
Unwept, youth drops its petals one by one.

Theognis

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

Augustus Saint-Gaudens

What God hath joined together no man shall ever put asunder; God will take care of that.

George Bernard Shaw

What good is honor on an empty stomach?

Russian proverb

What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
What harm in getting knowledge from a sot, a pot, a fool, a mitten, or an old slipper?

Francois Rabelais

What I'm looking for is a blessing that's not in disguise.

Kitty O'Neill Collins

What if my trousers are shabby and worn; they cover a warm heart.

Tom Masson

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

Richard Harness

What is a man, if his chief good and market of his time, be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more!

William Shakespeare

What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, Its body brevity, and wit its soul.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

What is called discretion in men is called cunning in animals.

Jean de La Fontaine

What is commonly called friendship is only a little honor among rogues.

Henry David Thoreau

What is dignity without honesty?

Marcus Tullius Cicero

What is home without a hot-water bottle?

Don Herold

What is love? The need to escape from oneself.

Pierre C. Baudelaire

What is not good for the swarm is not good for the bee.

Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

What is reading but silent conversation?

Walter S. Landor

What is so truly rare
As a genuine agnostic?
Only a learned Polar Bear
Who completes a double-crostic.

Edmund H. Volkart

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
What is the use of running when we are not on the right road?

German proverb

What is there more of in the world than anything else? Ends.

Carl Sandburg

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.

Ambrose Bierce

What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do.

Aristotle

What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?

George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)

What maintains one vice would bring up two children.

English proverb

What men call gallantry, and gods adultery, is much more common where the climate's sultry.

Samuel Butler

What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window.

Burton Rascoe

What orators lack in depth they make up to you in length.

Charles de Secondat, Baron de la Brede et de Montesquieu

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

George J. Nathan

What separates two people most profoundly is a different sense of cleanliness.

Freidrich W. Nietzsche

What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

Bible, Mark 8:36

What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Will Rogers

What the eye sees not, the heart craves not.

Dutch proverb

What the mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin.

Henry Ward Beecher

What the sober man has in his heart, the drunken man has on his lips.

Danish proverb

What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

Franklin P. Adams

What use is wisdom when folly reigns?

Yiddish proverb

What was hard to bear is sweet to remember.

Portuguese proverb

What was once thought can never be unthought.

Friedrich Durrenmatt

What we call public opinion is generally public sentiment.

Benjamin Disraeli

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.
What we hope ever to do with ease, we must learn first to do with diligence.

Samuel Johnson

What we love we shall grow to resemble.

Bernard of Clairvaux

What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

What, without asking, hither hurried Whence?
And, without asking,
Whither hurried hence!
Oh, many a Cup of this forbidden Wine
Must drown the memory of that insolence!

XXX, Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam (5th Ed.)

What you are, not what you have, is what makes you rich.
What you cannot enforce, do not command.

Sophocles

What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.

Confucius

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

What you don't know can't hurt you.
What you see can depend on what you look for.
What...God hath joined together, let no man put asunder.

Bible, Matthew 19:6

What's all our knowledge worth? We don't even know what the weather will be tomorrow.

Berthold Auerbach

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.

William Shakespeare [Romeo and Juliet]

What's on your mind - if you'll forgive the overstatement?

Fred Allen

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology.
What the second? Tautology.
What the third? Tautology.

Sir Richard Steele

Whatever else an American believes on disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.

E.B. White

Whatever may be God's future, we cannot forget His past.

William H. Mallock

Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Bible, Galatians 6:7

When a court finds two precedents in conflict, it must follow the later one.

Justice Learned Hand

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money.

Frank M. ("Kin") Hubbard